Olivia Tate
assistant to jack carter, but so much more
Well this is weird.

alexander-walsh:

Pay day?

9 months ago with 11 notes — via alexander-walsh


Why is it…

serena-wayne:

And are you balanced at the moment or on one of those lovely ends?

As of now, I’m more on the bored side of the spectrum.



Why is it…

serena-wayne:

I can’t complain. My case load is heavy but I’m actually enjoying the work. I discovered a lovely new shoe store. Life is good. How have you been Liv?

I’m alright. I go from being devastatingly bored to extremely busy. It balances out in the end. 



Why is it…

serena-wayne:

Thank you for helping me solve my dry cleaner’s worst nightmare.

 

I’m glad I could be of assistance. 

Besides the haunted coffee machine, how’ve you been?s



Why is it…

serena-wayne:

Now that I think about it, your theory makes perfect sense. I’ve ruined more blouses and camisoles trying to get a cup of coffee. It’s a conspiracy.

Obviously!



Why is it…

serena-wayne:

I had a similar experience with the coffee pot in the breakroom this morning.

I swear that coffee pot is haunted by some sexist lawyer. It works for the men all the time, but when a woman wants some? It breaks. 



Why is it…

that whenever I want to use the copy machine, it breaks? I think it hates me.

10 months ago with 11 notes


Oh, High School. How I miss thee.

Oh, High School. How I miss thee.

10 months ago with 44 notes — via pondology


I’ve gone through two tubs of raw cookie dough in the past three weeks.

averylawson:

That sounds like an awful place.

My mom tried to get me to go in high school. It is terrible.



I’ve gone through two tubs of raw cookie dough in the past three weeks.

averylawson:

I think I have a problem.

Do you need to go to cookie-holics anonymous?